God, you incompetent blundering fool. You made the human animal, your finest creation whom you love dearly, then you make hundreds of horrible diseases and afflictions of all kinds to torment and kill your best animal. Then you give your prophets conflicting commandments and accounts of how we are to run our lives. You turn some of your most devout church people into child molesters. God, you are either a sadistic creep or a powerless puss.
I have heard hundreds of times that only you God can create life, so I must know that you are the creator of all the viruses, microbes and parasites that afflict us. OR, all these bad bugs come to life through a spontaneous process and you are just a bystander in the beginning of life. Either way God, you are pathetic.