For me, this is dead simple, Joey's on South A in Springfield. Four outstanding reasons for this.
(1) Initial Night. The first letter of your last name is your key to the best deal in town for Pizza. Simple to know your night. If your name is Adams - it's the 1st of the month. If it's Larsen - it's the 12th. You can get a Pepperoni or Canadian Bacon and Pinapple Pizza - any size - for half price plus a buck. Half price is pretty doggone good but when you combine this with........
(2) Some of the best regular prices around ( you really got something). And the great prices aren't just on Pizza. Beer & salads are downright freindly to your wallet at Joey's.
(3) I think they have about the best Pepperoni around . It comes in these small slices that are probably smaller than a 50c pieces. But it's about perfect on a Pizza.
(4) Staff - Have been going to Joey's for decades and they most always got good folks slinging the grated cheeze. It's a family owned outfit and you can get a sense of it as soon as you walk in the door.
Joey's isn't for the guy looking to impress his High maintainace girl friend. It's awful "down home". They don't spend a lotta money on upkeep and fancy tables and such. When you charge these great prices, you can't afford to get fancy. Suits me just FINE!
An ascendant man, living in a degenerate age, MUST, by definition, live in contradistinction to his times.