It's Halloween! Need an alternative to the stereotypical Jack-O-Lantern? If you got nasty old windfall apples, you got apple spiders in the making.

Sticks for legs. Google eyes are $1 a pack at the dollar store. Makin em can keep the kids buzy for a while. What the heck?
An ascendant man, living in a degenerate age, MUST, by definition, live in contradistinction to his times.